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Shanghai & North Korea  

2010-06-17 00:50:32|  分类: news eye |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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I was so amused to see Brazil only overcame North Korea 2-1, with the later country gloating and cheering for its first goal, just like it was the winner to the end. After all, North Korea is our dear loving cousin and neighbor, and given a relationship that close, we shall all congratulate our Korean comrades for all they've done to shock the team whose members refused to exchange clothes with us after we've been demolished 4-0, back 8 years ago.

History shouldn't be forgotten, especially a little irksome stories, right? Speaking of our biggest and almost shameful defeat in the FIFA world cup, how can't we revenge? Don't worry, we've got to many to showcase. The latest and hot Shanghai Expo, the center of the universe right now, is grasping attention from all over the world, of course including Brazil. 500,000 people each day fluxing in and out of the Expo park, huge, conspicuous money have been made to show off to the rest of the world. Actually, we've already made them pay the price for their over-focusing on sports rather than economic development.

Can't get into the world cup? Who cares? We've got the economic might like no other country's got. We've done so much to the international community to balance out powers in a continuous tug-of-war. We've emerged first on top from the global crisis and helped stabilize the world's economy. We've given all we've got to promote peace and harmony across the globe. We've worked out ways to tackle our own poverty and stifle domestic violence, so that people in China are leading a cozy life with nothing to care about. People are happy, for their stuffed stomachs and satisfied sexual fantasies

So, our dear North Korean comrades, go on with your trip in the southernmost corner of the oldest continent. We wish you a very pleasant journey, at least you can earn back some face for your country's horrible image and you may build up confidence again under the heavy rain clouds of war over your great motherland.

World Cup matches going on live right now? It's too late. We Chinese need to go back to work tomorrow, and very early.
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