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2012年01月30日  

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2012年01月30日 - Tony Wong - MapleRipples
 
My mom used to say "Life was like a laptop computer, you never know when it's gonna crash." Hehe, if you wish to believe.

Birth: on a sunny Saturday afternoon, you go to a digit shop and buy a new laptop, you bring the new babe home, systems up


Adolescence: you downloaded software after software, changed wallpapers, decorated your "still new" babe with all the trimmings


Love: you bought a new computer game, maybe an adventure game, or maybe strategic, anyhow, you got taken away by it and have kept playing it for 6 months


Sullenness: the laptop's one year old now, no longer called a "new babe", you got tired of playing the game, the keys aren't as nimble as they used to be, you uninstall the game, and reshuffle the recycle bin


Adulthood: the laptop's been set on a track firmly enough that it has grown with its firewall, resisting "unwelcomed" information and softwares, maybe malwares or virus, but also could be system upgraders or chic gadgets; its looks are obsolete and its system's no longer the fad


Seniority: the system's crawling at a snail's pace and new softwares simply can't get loaded into the system, even if you wished to; the laptop breaks down too often that you're just getting... a little impatient


Death: the notorious "screen of death" pops up one day and the computer simply slips into a state which we call "persistent vegetative state", and it sucks


Afterlife: you format all the hard disks in fear of getting your nude pics out on the web; the computer may be passed on to a waste picker, and recycled, but all memories lost forever
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